I know everyone has read everywhere about The Hills being fake. Well we here at Luxe think that the shows producers need to make sure their actresses stars are reporting the same consistent stories.

Earlier this month, “Hills” heavyweight Lauren Conrad told Us Weekly, “The show is not fake and this is really my life.” But LC’s co-star and longtime frenemy Heidi Montag tells a different story in the December issue of Blender. Heidi said, “I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with all the drama,” Heidi explained. “I mean it’s fun to watch, but I’m glad it’s not my life. I’m actually a drama-free person.” And it wouldn’t be Heidi if she didn’t mention that thing she has as a companion. “I think [Spencer's] often just joking,” she told Blender. “But then you put some music to it and a couple of looks and suddenly he’s an ass. … Spencer is very ambitious, very smart and very crafty. He is just on ‘The Hills’ for fun.”

They should probably tell the writers to watch for little loop holes like that. Yeah.