Lindsay Lohan and Clay Aiken Both Are Gay

What a day. Today not only did we learn about Clay Aiken being gay, but we also learned about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Clay tells the world on his new People magazine cover and Lindsay confessed in a recent interview. But wait, which one was even a mystery? Neither. Obviously we all knew about Clay Gay Aiken and Lindsay and her lesbian lover. Whatevs.